Posted 20 hours ago

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

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Posted 20 hours ago

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae)

Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago
  1. baby: m....m...m
  2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  3. baby: m...m...
  4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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Posted 20 hours ago

elucent:

popular girls who think they’re superior to everybody else need potatoes thrown at them

Posted 20 hours ago

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

Posted 1 week ago
  1. *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  2. me: BALLIN
  3. me: BALL IS LIFE
  4. me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  5. me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

You don’t have to try so hard
You don’t have to give it all away
You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
You don’t have to change a single thing

Posted 1 week ago

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons