Posted 2 days ago

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

Posted 2 days ago

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

Posted 2 days ago

[x]

(Source: dondyli0n)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

I’m sorry, I’m really a mess right now 
I’m trying my best to get it together somehow

Posted 1 week ago

I hate when people act like they like you when they actually don’t. Like just be honest.

Posted 1 week ago

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: m0rtality)

Posted 1 week ago

sugarplumbiscuit:

bakrua:

it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight

where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone

Posted 1 week ago

You know what I hate? When you care about someone so much but you know they’ll never feel the same.

Posted 1 week ago

greatperhapser:

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

pikagirl22

(Source: becqeurel)

Posted 1 week ago

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million)

Posted 1 week ago

hitmebabyonemoretime:

hi:

t me baby one more time

what do u think ur doing

Posted 1 week ago

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

Posted 1 week ago

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer